Hear Ye Hear Ye! World of Warcraft Mountain Dew : Game Fuel unleashed on Azeroth!
In the blue corner is Mountain Dew Game Fuel: Wild Fruit for the Alliance of humans, elves, blood elves and assorted nerds of Azeroth. It has a wild fruit flavor and is a shade of electric blue that is quite rare to find in nature. This is an all new Mountain Dew flavor.
Lurking in the red corner representing all the badness of the Horde is Mountain Dew Game Fuel: Citrus Cherry. It the same sweetened beverage that was in the Halo 3 themed Game Fuel that I did so enjoy. Normally I don't get into HFCS flavored sodas any more but it was a kick and I had to respect the gustiness of the brew. It didn't care that it was a color rarely found in nature it was a energy flava kick cause Heaven only know we video gamers could use a little more stimulation in our lives.
Despite the fact that World of Warcraft runs natively on my beloved Mac OSX I have been actively resisting trying it out be cause I have seen what it does to nerds of stronger stature than I. If you thought I updated this site infrequently before I shudder what it would be like if I played WoW.
They are having a contest pitting the Alliance sweetened beverage drinkers against the Horde sweetened beverage drinkers to see who can drink and register more bottle caps and win prizes and such. Wow how meta-internet nerdy is this? I mean it is a soda for gamers based on the nerdiest PC games since Zork and there is an internet contest to see who can consume and register the most soda to defeat a video game foe. Woe is all nerd kind for they just turned drinking soda into a competitive online game.
This is a limited release and is not going to be on the market forever. I have not seen it in my local stores yet but I will let you know if I slay and drink a bottle.
More News From OOFAY





